I am Bus, and this is my son, Bussy.
BLAST HARDCHEESE!
Buff Drinklots
Slab Squatthrust
Stump Chunkman
Big McLarge Huge
Bob JohnsonBig McLargehuge might be my favorite.
He has an account here on Lemmy somewhere.
Rubella is very popular in 2026.
Hoof
GROND!
BORT will always be a classic.
There’s that guy who was in There Will Be Blood wasn’t there?
Paul Drano
Beer
Fight
Truck
Boulder
Gun
These are Dave Ryder adjacent.
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Blast Crunchmeat
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Squat Hardthrust
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Beef Bulkhead
etc
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Glute Honk
Or, as I call it, sexual harassment
Or battery, perchance?
Urethra Franklin
Glute
“My name is Gluteous Maximus, commander of the Asses of the North, General of the Sphincter Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Analius.”
“He has a wide, you know…”
Asses of the North
You mean the right wing demagogues on the ascendancy in Nordic countries including my native Denmark?
Ham is actually a veritable biblical name (as in Ham, Shem and Japhet), and was more common in puritanical times. A chimpanzee sent into space by NASA was named Ham, probably after the scriptural figure rather than importentiously the meat.
Bad portents to name science monkey after lunch meat?!?!
H A M
B A T T E R Y
correct
horseham battery stapleIs that something used to power a ham? Or a battery made of pork?
Or is it a crime against pigs?
Ham batteries or for ham radios.
Well, eating ham gives us energy, so logically they are batteries made of pork.
Yes.
Glute is an awesome name
I don’t know why, but honk really got me good.
Nice to meet you, my name is Honk Ifyoulovejesus
At least it’s not Honk Ifyourhorny
Basically the same if you’re horny for Jesus
