If you, consciously or otherwise, got your gun as a penis substitute, that’s probably a plus.

“Would Madam care for the salmon?” — me to my cat

That’s a cyrillic number plate from somewhere in the former USSR, right?

“Transported to a surreal landscape, a teenage girl kills a bystander and teams up with three strangers to kill again” – apparently a TV guide review

Danes, or as they’re called in America, Lego Germans.

New Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact just dropped

Traiericas, the home of the US’s largest Khmer community, so much that they even have highway signs in Khmer for them