dude… red light camera infractions, or speeding infractions, just result in fines. No impact on the driver because the fines are tagged onto the vehicle. So, douchenozzles in Toronto just pay to speed and run lights without any impact.

Traffic actually worse after the Big Dig. Aside from Helmand in Cambridge, the food is not good.

I’ll be home for Chrissmois.

But that excludes people who work on those days.

Ok, but it attracts the wrong kind of women.

Americans don’t even take off shoes to have sex.

You can accidentally walk through walls in the US, and based on YouTube videos, most porch fences and railings are assembled using static electricity.

Motorcycle helmets stopped using chin straps in the 1960s. The strap goes in front of the neck.

People think MDs are scientists, including MDs.

They will hit triple digits in sales!

loud pipes do not save lives.

I… just like loud exhausts.

I only come here for the shit.

Your purse was stolen? We’ll get two experienced yet flawed detectives on it with a full forensic science lab.

No one secures the neck strap on motorcycles or puts the key in. There is always a motorcycle with a helmet sitting on it with the key inside.

And stop using the exact same coffee cup with a Greek blue and gold antiquity pattern for every single cop show. Is there one coffee shop in NY? Spiros Coffee?

It’s ok, just slouch down in the seat.

When two people stare at each other while talking for several minutes and one of them is driving.

if there’s no oil under it, then how do you know there’s oil innit?

Hyundai. Fake ICE noise. And Dodge with the new EV charger. They sold tens of them.