Glute Honk
Or, as I call it, sexual harassment
Urethra Franklin
S’Phyllis
Fallopia
Fellaggio
G’Noriah
Ovaria
Horné
Ham is actually a veritable biblical name (as in Ham, Shem and Japhet), and was more common in puritanical times. A chimpanzee sent into space by NASA was named Ham, probably after the scriptural figure rather than importentiously the meat.
Gonad Bloke does not sound like a nickname you want.
Glute
“My name is Gluteous Maximus, commander of the Asses of the North, General of the Sphincter Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Analius.”
Asses of the North
You mean the right wing demagogues on the ascendancy in Nordic countries including my native Denmark?
H A M
B A T T E R Y
Is that something used to power a ham? Or a battery made of pork?
Or is it a crime against pigs?
Well, eating ham gives us energy, so logically they are batteries made of pork.
Yes.
I don’t know why, but honk really got me good.
Nice to meet you, my name is Honk Ifyoulovejesus
At least it’s not Honk Ifyourhorny
Basically the same if you’re horny for Jesus
sleve mcdichael sounding ass
This is extremely funny to me bc I did go to school with someone named Dyson. I honestly have no idea why but we all called him Mateo.
Because Dyson sucks?
Dranon Dyson sounds like a weirdly cool fantasy/scifi name
