The universe is a giant game of carrom.

Dangerops prangent sex will it hurt Jesus top of head?

No, the first Paul died in the 60s and was replaced by a lookalike.

Hot air balloons would like a word with you.

Ooh, I like them curvy. Thanks!

Ewww Amazon? 🤢

Did Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers ever meet?

------F Do we have a pitchfork emporium on lemmy cause I need new ones?

And sudoku.

Pegnart.

In the cumbox.

Yeah that happened to my sister-in-law during her 1st pregananatcy.

What about Star Whores?

I follow the philosophy of Father Ted.

Sperm is very squishy so I don’t think it’s painful.

Ok but what would you do with this guy?

Or “adjacent”

And at your lowest, when there was only a single set of footprints and a cloud of smoke, that’s when I carried you.

I don’t know. Is white pizza NOT a pizza? 🤷

im pretty sure the Persians invented pizza

Yeah, I think that’s where the Romanes (eunt domus!) got it from.

It goes back further than that, it just didn’t have tomatoes on it then.