Hoverflies are so sweet, sometimes there’ll be one or two hovering near me and I’ll just stick out a finger for them and they’ll chill there for awhile.

Makes me feel like a Disney princess but with bugs 😊

The doctor’s office when they’re an hour behind because people keep coming in late.

Damn it…

Sideloading is an all encompassing term for when you change the physical orientation of your device so that up/down becomes right/left.

Om nom nom nom no-O*O

Take it back now y’all.

Emphasis on the funky

on

Here OP, you dropped this.😊

Tell that to my ISP

Lucky, having a job and other unavoidable responsibilities really cuts into my wanking time these days.

Enjoy it to the fullest while you can !

Who the fuck calls it “iced cream” ?

Nah just roll on your back and aim it up and slightly to one side. As a bonus, now the wet spot isn’t under you so you can stay comfy and warm.

Humans are illogical in most cases. It’s something you have to put up with when living in a society.

All I’m saying is last time this tech trend came around, enough people who had a problem with it took drastic actions that directly affected the popularity of wearing a spycam on your face.

Wouldn’t surprise or upset me if history repeated itself.

Stopped this bullshit for a decade or so

Snaaaake snaaaake, ooooh it’s a snaaaake!

Looks like an unreleased neopet from the early 00s