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It’s this guy, right?

It has electronics included, says “Dag GUM!” when you finish.
Dag GUM that’s yummy cum!
If I’m lyin’ I’m cryin’.
In my tummy tum.
Shame it’s doing the hot bit too late!
it’s not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it’s a toe-mater

Sorry for the tired gif, but this is my exact reaction.
I bet it’s not even officially licensed, smh
What a terrible day to have eyes and be able to read.
…I’d buy it though.
Ker-chaang
I’d kachika this for hours
Whenever I see elaborate sex toys, my first thought always is. “How could you possibly keep that thing sanitized properly. I mean. Common.”.
Oh…
I sure hope it’s rare. Those cheap ass parts? There are better ways of giving your dick cancer.









