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I was under the impression that that’s the definition of a gangbang. multiple tops and only one bottom is a gangbang, multiple tops and multiple bottoms is an orgy

wiener is the correct spelling, it comes from the German Wiener meaning Viennese, i.e. from Vienna, indicating a specific type of sausage originating in that city

Boomhauer actually did guest vocals on those first couple verses of Rosetta Stoned

I’ve been thinking for a while about getting a slow watch, a 24-hour watch that only has an hour hand

the standard time that almost everyone uses is metric, i.e. is part of the metric system, its units are SI units. there was a system of decimal time, if that’s what you mean, developed in France during the revolution, where a day is 10 hours, each 100 minutes, each 100 seconds

so a decimal hour is 2.4 standard hours
a decimal minute is 1.44 standard minutes
a decimal second is 0.864 standard seconds

then where should we live, Ben? fucking Atlantis?!

would it be too generous to posit that this may not be what most others seem to be thinking, but instead a “it is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed” situation

bold to assume she knows the difference between Japanese and other east Asian people. in her mind she doesn’t need a Japanese character cause she’s already got “one of those” in Ching Chong, or, sorry, Cho Chang

I remember the mission from Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood where you get to use this thing, and the optional objective is to not get hit at all. what’s the point of getting to drive a tank if you’re not supposed to, y’know, tank

that’s what we call ketchup

you know what they say, “there’s someone for everyone”

do you think he realizes he’s written his own eulogy

took me a second to realize it wasn’t a weird old-timey sea plane

there’s a conspiracy theory that the term “conspiracy theory” was intentionally manipulated in the cultural lexicon to include both realistically plausible things and pseudoscientific nonsense. this creates an equivalence in perception between people who say “the FBI killed MLK” and people who say “aliens abducted me and took me to the other side of the flat earth where I met Bigfoot,” so that any accusation against the government is immediately dismissed

is the first one in E even a toaster? looks like an old-fashioned waffle iron

yeah I had something similar with the Beatles, where literally my first memory of music is Abbey Road, so my whole life I was like, I don’t get the hype, that’s just what music sounds like. it was only recently I went and listened to the album again with context of what other music from the 60s was like, and I finally realized that they were truly doing some wild shit with songwriting and production

he’s canonically a track athlete iirc