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Oh he’s keeping things alright

To shreds

How do they ejaculate that?

Or why isn’t shoe “futgloven” or something?

Help I’m kranken, someone call a krankenwagon to take me to the krankenhaus before I krank again

Shouldn’t have used the L-word

That desert episode might be the best doof episode of the show, and it’s just him rambling the whole time

If the wiener isn’t black it’s not going in my mouth

This is cs101 smh

They’re not bad, they’re actually pretty talented. The worst you can say is that they’re “safe” or “boring”. The actual problem with Nickelback is that they were just super overplayed on the radio for a solid decade. They played on rock stations, pop stations, alternative, even the country stations in my area played their stuff from time to time. You couldn’t get away from them. Soon they’ll be in the classic rock stations (if they aren’t already, I don’t listen to a lot of radio anymore).

The one in my town is set up in the old Joann’s. It’s probably still haunted by quilters and seamstresses

The solo in that actually teleports me to hell, it’s nuts

alright

This meme is at least a few years old

I’d try it. Like Mr cum fart pointed out the real crime is the pasta main with rice side

Very few cheese sauces incorporate egg for a good reason.

Don’t mind me, just putting way too much cheese in my carbonara again…