It’s true! That first step is a doozy!

My queen!

Finally, someone’s doing something.

When you can’t afford to fix anything you get used to it.

Some things money can’t buy.

Or clean.

I don’t generally complain to Europeans about anything at all.

The babe with the power.

He reminds me of the babe!

If that thing drinks a Red Bull, it’ll expand to fill whatever space it’s in.

They also know I’m sensitive to criticism 🥺

Baron Harkonnen’s nephew? Wait no, he was a baddie.

If my performance must be judged, I’d prefer it be done by a disinterested observer. I could hardly expect my partners to be impartial, now could I?

British toffs invented the term soccer.

The source of their satisfaction comes from hurting others, rather than improving themselves.

Most of the world calls it football

fútbol

They know that they’re hypocrites. The love it.

This is why you should keep your band logo trimmed.

Cuu… ew.

Hot shit