
This is biergarten ready. The shirt is optional.
This is a shoop, right?
More like a What a man
You would be surprised by how much stretch some jeggings have.
It’s why women love stretchy jeans. So much stretch.

Fuck you Reilly yo mama so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it
Fuck you Jonesy, last night I got your mom so wet Trudeau had to deploy the national guard to stack sandbags around my bed
That’s gotta be photoshopped. I’ve got skinny legs but this is ridiculous.
Even if he didn’t do leg day, just by working out being fit they should be bigger than that lol.
Homeboy just got out the wheelchair. Them leggies is jelly and he’s balancing himself with core strength, dude looks like a wacky waving advert but goddamn is it impressive.
Mate, just the walking involved doing a desk job working from home they should be bigger than that.
One of my buddies calls this a ‘cake pop’ build
my mom calls it a SpongeBob body
Lol I’m switching to using that
We’re so keyed to spot ai that we’ve forgotten how to recognize obvious photoshops.
and gimps and kritas

Sah hot beb
Thonx beb
Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.
And the gap is in a different color hex code
Suez-max ass thigh gap
Faun fashion
dat gap O_o
Bro is anti leg day
Bro definitely drives to the gym
Dude has never seen a hill in his life.
He’s seen lots, just all downhill.
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
Idk if he even walks
Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
Bro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems
If Dr. Robotnik did everything but leg day.

The peak male form.
He took “skinny jeans” a little too literally. It would work if his top half was not big.

Sad. Back in the day, everybody could tell by the pixels that it was 'shopped.
ALWAYS SKIP LEG DAY
Built like they put women’s restroom symbol upsidedown.
Dude looks like an anime character.
Despicable me ass-havin-legs
How is motherfucker gonna hide his freeze-ray without his jacket? Ain’t gonna go in his pants.
I read this in a pirate voice.











