

Baby I’m making them waste resources and spreading them thin


Baby I’m making them waste resources and spreading them thin
This is some kinky shit and I’m here for it


If you wanted to send me a letter you’d visit me and borrow one of my pigeons. Attach the letter to the pigeon and it’ll fly back home to me


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Best case he walks and copycats cite his case and also walk. Worst case he actually did it and they throw the book at him and no one every tries to copy him again
I was told there would be corn in my shitposts


Porque no los dos
What about the artist of the pants webcomic that doesn’t put his credit in all his work?
Looks like fun paper pulp
Also dont forget to use a sharp jerking motion for maximum power


Why buy oil when the sun is free
Goddam this shit is contagious I just started fucking jorkin it and I’m on the bus ugh…
When others go low I get high with the obamas


Can’t have appreciation for the big bodacious booties without having the small bubble butts. Even flat butts have huge throngs of fans. having something different makes the differences sweeter


Cento peeled tomatoes and a little basil makes better sauce for less than 7.49 just saying
Implying they aren’t already