90mph in a school zone, Allah has told me to go.

my brain is smoothe from every angle like a shark

do it anyway

I’ll accept the spamming of this comic because I like the girls.

yeah but if that happens they might hook him up to machines that keep him alive forever thus making the god emperor memes true

You ok buddy?

What about a racist guy who makes white jokes

Real alpha males are secure enough in their masculinity to not be afraid to express their femininity 🫡

This is the only good comment on this thread.

inflate it with an air pump

so i guess it was a massive red flag when i asked them how many cameras were in the room during my interview

That’s a lot of cum.

Good. I wasn’t looking for a long-term commitment.

can i get like a single mom who doesn’t have kids

I genuinely did not notice that.

same bestie

Ice beam making a bridge in front of the tanker.

Where do you expect to get 3% interest

Imagine five million years of interest though. That dollar could actually turn into as much as $1.01

glad i didn’t contribute to that :3