Chipotle has also outlived the Confederacy.

This picture makes me sick to my stomach.

If he’s Lt. Dan, that’s Two and a Half Goodman.

It never went away.

In fact, after acquiring Shortcuts, the app that replaced Automator, they tied AppleScript into it so you can bootstrap custom scripts to whatever shortcuts you make. It’s kind of weird seeing such interoperability and backward compatibility in the Cook era.

They don’t need no education…

Rankin/Bass Santa is a psychopath.

Fox News: “A foreigner flying an unlicensed aircraft was shot down over Oregon after penetrating US airspace without authorization and failing to respond to orders to land…”

“Jolly, old Saint Newell, lean your ear this way…”

“Okay, first of all I do not have ‘boundary issues’…”

Moonlighting.

The sanctions on Christmas will not be lifted until the illegal occupation of Thanksgiving has ended.

INCOMING PINS!!

I’m still waiting for my veterans pay for Beanie Babies ‘95.

Florida Man doesn’t have that kind of money!

What did they do to Mass Effect?

Professor Jimmy Wales.

Reduce the number of rich, you say?

If my stomach feels upset to the point where I’m worried eating will make it worse:

Cook 100~200g of ground beef until dark brown, drain if necessary, let sit.

Boil 3~5 grade-A eggs until yolk is firm, air cool, shell, mince.

Mix the two together, season to taste. Add 200g of boiled white rice if still hungry.

For when you need 300% of your daily protein intake or just feel “off.”

Vibe cooking = advanced alchemy

Sh.itjust.works, unless it’s CloudFlare.