I’d watch the shit out of this. Hell, give me a Klumps movie with only John Goodman in every role and I’m still in.

All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I’m one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!

Nobody specified the horse needed to remain living?

Wouldn’t a small nuke or dirty bomb work?

I don’t think anybody said it’s desirable. It just has to be done.

They kissed 👉👈

I’ll be honest: I ended up going with a calzone (mozzarella, ricotta, pepperoni), garlic knots, and the famous giant cheese sticks. All solid choices if you’re going there, too.

Get out of the dog lane!

#fuckbikes

Congratulations!

You should eat some pizza later.

@!remindmebot@lemmy.world in one year, please call me with an update on this.

There’s no polite way to say this: have you guys stumbled upon any of the naked boobs, yet!? Like, holy what!? I can’t believe some of the things they’re allowing up on here!

Nice!

“I’m calling it: another global pandemic-free year! And the sweet song of Lady Liberty spreading from that shining city on a hill in Washington, D.C.!”

And they’ll be worth six figures someday!

He’s a job, just like you requested! Just don’t ask about the apostrophe.

These first episodes are kind of slow?

No, no, you’re gonna love it! Stick with it! It only gets better! 🤭

Fittingly, we always called that a suicide.