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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

"I don't read my replies"

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"I don't read my replies"

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Predicts their own posts are shit

    “I win haha”

    I too can “beat” a grandmaster in chess if they’re playing to win and I’m playing to lose

  • Stolas@lemmy.ca
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    I read replies but I don’t always respond.

    Sometimes I have nothing else to add, and sometimes you can tell someone is looking for an argument. I’ve had someone outright threaten me here already in a reply and obviously I’m just not going to engage with aggressive people like that.

    • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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      The fuck you just said? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills, don’t you turn your back on me

  • Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca
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    20 hours ago

    Wtf is a bio? Why would I want to know any of you.

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    In the photo, he’s sitting by himself across from a timer-operated camera. This is a reference to the fact that he has no friends.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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    Imagine having a bio.

    No one cares about your stupid fucking bio.

    • Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      But where will you declare how amazing corvids are if not in your bio?

    • KubeRoot@discuss.tchncs.de
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      My bios/similar are either empty or whatever I put there as a teen… Except for one where I put “Green Is My Pepper”, I should use that more.

      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        21 hours ago

        Why green though

        • KubeRoot@discuss.tchncs.de
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          It’s a reference to a glorious image, not sure if it’s real, but it’s been around for a while:

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      But where will I put the link to where you can buy pictures of my feet?

      • Solution Engineer@reddthat.com
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        Fuck, you got me

    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@anarchist.nexus
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      1 day ago

      I care about your stupid fucking bio ❤️

    • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      Expected this to be your bio

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      I agree

      • [deleted]@piefed.world
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        I wanna be a cool kid too!

        • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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          Not today, check back in a week when we are less busy.

          • [deleted]@piefed.world
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            pouts in the corner

  • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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    They won’t need replies? They don’t need justification for bans then.

    • gastroglizzy@piefed.social
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      “Pay attention to me or you’re banned” is… a take.

      • bleustenns@lemmy.ml
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        Smells like this post is about you in here.

      • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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        I look at it from the opposite view. What user is going to say that and not be a problem in the community?

  • Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works
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    Can’t see them in Voyager. But I write myself nice little notes next to their username about how they act around polite strangers

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    lol I don’t read bios.

    • Malica@lemmy.zip
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      Me either. Maybe we should? Sounds like there’s entertainment to be found there.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Elite

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        I’m all about efi now.

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    I feel more like Joseph joestar. I have predicted next 5 steps of people that just repeat themselves, do I just feel corny.

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