Trying to explain to you very gently that no one under 40 right now expects anything good to happen ever again.

Arm the animals!

My cat takes care of me, he cares more for me than anyone else does or ever has.

Wish my mother was a clanker.

I made a stoat account to escape discord with a few friends and this image is exactly what happened. Majority of people we know aren’t inconvenienced enough to move on.