It’s for laying the beat down on people who ask.

Imagine having a bio.

No one cares about your stupid fucking bio.

You get weirdly defensive if people point it out though.

I only touch the plastic wrap.

I’m just picturing her taking that knot like a champ.

True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.

Classic antisemitism.

Hey the donkey show in Tijuana to FBI recruit pipeline is very real.

No but it’s been a minute since I fucked a steak either.

Those are just east-west titties.

I know I’d be sticking a dick on those to make an impression with future buyers.

Fucking dogs is inherently non-consensual (no matter how sexy they are) so it’s rape and we don’t usually talk about rapists loving their victims.

As far as I can tell every single post that account has made has been an exact repost from reddit within a couple hours of it going up and being somewhat successful.

Rocking tits on that one.

I’ve been through this before you’ll ask for fifty pictures than you’ll tell me its AI and you’re not paying me.

It’s ur with is grammatically correct if you’re trying to shorten you’re it’s u’r.

My momma always said I was special.

She also said if I couldn’t say anything nice not to say anything and that would be good advice for you I think.

Just mark this account as a Reddit repost bot account.

I can fart and burp at the same time.