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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

That kid was the WORST

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That kid was the WORST

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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    Unironically think they would be proud. I clawed my way out of the depression pit and am working on the plans I had since I was younger.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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  • shneancy@lemmy.world
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    i transitioned, my 14 year old self would cry from joy

  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
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    I just want to hug him and tell him and anyone his age that “teenage/school years are the best years of your life” is a bold-faced LIE.

    It gets better.

    It gets WAY better.

    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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      Leaving a small town, with small people, with small minds was a revelation

      I was finally able to start becoming who I am, rather than what was needed to survive

      • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
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        Am happy for you and hoping for the best of you in the future :D

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      “teenage/school years are the best years of your life”

      I think it’s a point in your life when you are old enough to do things you’ve never done before but young enough to still have plenty of room to take risks, fuck up, and come out better for it.

      Not the apex of your career or the peak of your romance life or anything. But the moment when anything is possible and you shouldn’t feel hedged in by obligations or fear of failure.

  • EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That little fuckhead got me into this mess.

  • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 y/o me would be pretty damn jealous.

    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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      It’s a good feeling

      • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yeah, 14 y/o me had a lot of shit to wade through before he could be me. Now hes just sad it will be a lot harder for future mes.

        • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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          There are many reasons I chose not to have kids

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    I’d say probably. But would be very sad in how little we ride bike now (used to be all the time, year round, rain, snow, or sunshine). But we’re not yelled at every single day! Got a good job that even teenager me would think is cool.

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    honestly if I met my 14 year old self I’d give that kid a hug. they wouldn’t accept it, but wow did they need it. turns out shit does, in fact, get better.

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    More than anything he’d probably be enlightened by the fact that I like banging dudes too.

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      Considering how horny I was at 14 I’d have been stoked to know there was even more sex I could have.

      Shame I’m not even a little bi. (I checked.)

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        Shame I’m not even a little bi. (I checked.)

        Well as long as you did your due diligence, I’m sure no one will complain.

        • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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          Nothing proved to me that being gay isn’t a choice more than desperately wanting to get off but going soft in another man’s mouth.

          • Aniki@feddit.org
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            in my personal experience, attraction has little to do with gender and much more to do with personality. if i just don’t vibe with the other person, it doesn’t matter whether they’re male/female, i can’t get with them. It has literally nothing to do with gender. everything with mindset. ok i admit it, the body does play a role, but not 100%.

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              I think it’s different for everyone, but same here

            • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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              Yeah a lot of bi people feel that way. I lose all horniness when I smell “man smell”. And I can say it’s absolutely about that because the incident was with someone who had just stopped testosterone and after a few weeks we were sleeping together a few times a week for months.

              Personality is nice for me, but it’s body shape and feel and smell that do it for me, and it all points to women for me.

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      Relatable lmao

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      Did he think he’d stop banging dudes when he got older?

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        No, he didn’t realize that he totally wanted to

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    Actually probably yes.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      “What’s your allowance?”

      “Over $20/week”

      “Wow, that’s a lot of money”

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    I’m playing video games all day every day. He would be amazed. It’s adult me knows it’s bad

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    He’d probably give suicide a lot more consideration.

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    Probably not, but the Steam Deck would blow his mind.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      I would’ve shat myself over VR and so many other things.

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        I would still shat myself over vr if i could ever play it

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          Even if you can’t afford to play vr, you could still shat yourself

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            Wow you are right I just shat myself and it feels so real

    • Grimy@lemmy.world
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      He would admire my game library, maybe even hate me for it. I wouldn’t tell him I don’t play any of them.

  • pr0sp3kt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Actually, sort of.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    Look, I’d like to see that little shit do better.

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