Boomer Humor Doomergod

I think the overlap is people who drive around a lot.

That’s why every conservative profile pic is them in a truck: They only had Rush to listen to for all of the 90s and most of the 00s

And he was on during the day. The real whack jobs were on at like 2am talking about literal aliens

Still AI induced psychosis and body dysmorphia from social media

I’ve got a customer right now who needs this lesson taught to them, but I lack the power to properly discipline them.

One of the first thing I learned in my IT internship is that you keep your receipts. That way management can’t blame you for implementing their stupid requests.

A few jobs ago I had the CEO of the startup I worked at tell me that when he was meeting investors they’d question an engineer’s competence if they showed up looking too well dressed.

Blasphe-you, blasphe-me, poisonous pedagogy

Die Hard With a Vengeance isn’t a Christmas movie but IMHO it’s the best of the series

No that’s something like Nedrag Evilo Ta Tae

I do all the dishes in my house and almost all of the laundry. Folding towels is my favorite part.

I really like doing laundry and dishes tho

I wouldn’t presume on my friendship with a raccoon by putting a leash on one.

Unless they’re into that sort of thing.

It’s not the denied treatment that’s the problem. It’s the treatment they approve and then I still get a huge bill for a copay or deductible or some shit.

I’ve got insurance and still sleep it off because I don’t want a huge bill.

Nope, never did DMT.

It’s just the rest of the pagans were too square to smoke a J

This happened to me.

We were sharing a joint after a pagan ritual and he whipped out a real pipe.

He looked at me and started to ask “do you want? Nah, not you”

And I appreciated it because I’m not sure I could handle something harder than nicotine or caffeine.

My oldest kid stays up all night but does the dishes while I’m sleeping and I’m not even mad.

They’ve added $300 billion to the GDP

I know of one, and it’s my kid. And they’re just as frustrated as I am about how little their peers know about computers

I never liked naps so I’d lay there pretending to be asleep but I was secretly learning the alphabet backwards.

The teachers thought I was dyslexic