I like how they had the stretcher immediately ready for him.
I look forward to my future as a robot parts clean-up guy.
QWOP
that’s a lot of parts
If you look closely you can spot the exact moment where the robot gained sentience and chose to self destruct rather than live as a dancing monkey. It really is amazing how fast tech advances these days
on the phone
Sir we know for a fact it achieved sentience. Yes sir we’re positive. Because it killed itself immediately. Yes sir. Just “Oh no” and then killed itself. Yes sir immediately.
MAGA robot:
Chinese robots:
We’re screwed.
The MAGA one looks very uncanny and unsettling.
The robot next to her is kinda cool, tho.
Maga bots? All they’ll want to do with them is give them guns and send them to war or shoot protesters.
Oh, yeah, SlaughterBots are definitely in our future.
The most terrifying thing about these robots is their insane power density. If you were walking around and saw that you wouldn’t feel at risk. It has the strength to tear its metal and plastic body to dust. We just saw it. No human could do that, yet these robots deceive us with their human like appearance.
The slightest twitch, error, our bug and they turn into human meat blenders killing anyone around them. Even worse is intentional harm by the owner… And the manufacturer will often have an override access letting them theoretically possess a robot army at will with only their good virtue stopping them. Elon Musk is about to have this…
The future is going to be a weird and dangerous place!
To be fair, this may be about as well as a run would go for me if I tried.
make sure to get the one million pieces
This is 100% ai
Watching it thrash on the ground made me slightly twitch
That’s better than watching kids fall off of bikes
Tis but a scratch.
Don’t lose your head over racing!




