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Aside from obvious safety issues, I fully expect your already numb ass will sit on the runway/gate for another hour while the palantir executives private jets laden with your tax dollars take up all of the takeoff slots. Enjoy that knowledge while the kid behind you starts kicking the back of your seat.

Good god I hope not. I’ve invested for the future!

That’s better than watching kids fall off of bikes

My wife and I have a sheepdog, and this reminds me of him. I would like to share this comic and the follow up with my wife, but it is just too… real, and I’d like her to continue making happy noises as she snacks on her pastry and latte. But the comic is very well done, respect to the artist.

Hell no, you never stop!. When the elderly couple at the next table approaches you and says “such a cute couple, is this your first date?” You get to tell them how many years you’ve been married and watch as they get sick to their stomachs! It’s really quite fun.

I don’t know why, but when I read this in my head, he has an accent.

I wonder how this compares to similar euro countries? It’s only polling youth 29 down to 14 year olds, of course they dream of adventure elsewhere. What kid thinks their perfect life is in their hometown?

Very few drive supercars. And if they do, it’s to events they will be filmed getting out of them. Super cars are a pain to drive in urban areas, and even worse on the 405 and 10 freeways. They are better suited to the track or twisty backroads. LA-area wealthy will daily drive high end luxury German and British cars, or have a sedan/limo service to chauffeur them around. If you see one in the wild in LA, there 50 percent chance it’s an instagram poser. Things also change as you go up the coast to those ultra rich enclaves where you might see more wealthy airing out their Italian supercar, but not so much in LA

Wait, they aren’t?

I firmly believe figuring out how to bypass the little tab on cassettes to make them writable again to impress girls with mixtapes was THE defining moment that launched the pheaker and subsequent hacker movements.