I’m in Australia and see ‘Black Friday’ sales all over the place. What the fuck are we even doing?

I’m going to start using ‘that’s showbiz, baby’ for all sorts of mundane daily happenings.

https://youtu.be/BMwhECJPuYY

It’s a joke, Joyce.

Clean your glasses!

Sometimes I dilly dally when I should only do one of those things.

Bag of flour, then?

Bolas for everyone!

Standing on the edge of the chair on her toes in socks is giving me anxiety.

Seriously? Lol. I’m sure all the Kimmel fans can’t wait to see that.

Stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

If there’s one thing sites like this are good at, it’s flogging a joke to death, sometimes to the point where it becomes funny again. Not quite there yet. ;)