UnserDorf
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie

lemmy.world

message-square
27
link
fedilink
721

CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie

lemmy.world

MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
message-square
27
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • m0darn@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    101
    ·
    20 hours ago

    Uncles aren’t in your blood line, but maybe he knows something about your Grandpa

    • Muehe@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      3 hours ago

      Both you and your uncle are in your Grandpas bloodline.

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      82
      ·
      19 hours ago

      Uncles aren’t in your blood line…

      He might be dropping two new pieces of information.

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        11 hours ago

        His uncle jacked off in an Arby’s, and his mom scraped it up off the ground.

        • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          8 hours ago

          deleted by creator

    • Saapas@piefed.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      24
      ·
      20 hours ago

      Uncle had a goonsesh in Arby’s with OOP’s dad

    • strifegroove@ani.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      19 hours ago

      Are they not??! In my country an uncle or aunt is your parents brothers or sisters

      • thenextguy@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        35
        ·
        18 hours ago

        Your bloodline is your ancestors and descendants. Aunts and Uncles are blood relatives, but not on your bloodline.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          16 hours ago

          Generally not bloodline. I have a few friends who donated embryos to their siblings, but they are more outlier than norm.

    • tyler@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      19 hours ago

      Huh? In what way aren’t they part of your bloodline? Unless you’re talking about uncles that are married into the family, but otherwise they’re literally blood relatives.

      • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        17 hours ago

        Bloodline is the blood in you, mother and father, and their mothers and fathers, all the way back. Unc ain’t in your blood.

        • tyler@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          5 hours ago

          I can’t find any definition that says that. Where are you finding that definition. Bloodline is relatives by blood, uncles are relatives by blood, hence why uncles could gain the throne in any bloodline inheritance society.

          • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            5 hours ago

            A bloodline is a direct line of descent or pedigree, representing a sequence of ancestors from which a person or animal inherits characteristics.

            There I took 30 seconds to find the actual definition.

            • binarytobis@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              3 hours ago

              TIL, double checked an it’s true. I never would have thought it had to be a direct line. My uncle has more of a DNA match to me than my great great grandparents. Weird word.

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          10 hours ago

          maybe not in your family tree…

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    edit-2
    14 hours ago

    You’re not the first, and you weren’t the last.

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      15 hours ago

      Only because im the end of my bloodline

  • rslogix89@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    20 hours ago

    I mean, how did you think the Horsey Sauce was made?

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      19 hours ago

      Jacking off horses?

      • rslogix89@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        15
        ·
        19 hours ago

        • [deleted]@piefed.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          19 hours ago

          It is horsey sauce, not employee sauce.

          • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            10 hours ago

            what happens when they employ horses?

            • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              4
              ·
              10 hours ago

              Probably this

  • ClownStatue@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    18 hours ago

    Sounds like your uncle has a secret about your parents!

  • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    20 hours ago

    Dining room or back of house?

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      16 hours ago

      Directly onto the chicken patties.

      • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        14 hours ago

        🤘🏻

    • OwOarchist@pawb.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      18 hours ago

      Probably some lame technicality like doing it in the bathroom.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.76K users / day
  • 9.65K users / week
  • 15.4K users / month
  • 16.2K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 39.1K subscribers
  • 2.49K Posts
  • 34.2K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.13
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org