Saapas

I haven’t seen smoked salmon in sushi. Tbh I avoid most salmon sushi since it’s usually some of the most bland, without any taste salmon they use in sushi. The other rolls are much more tasty and interesting

But if that’s before the checks then you’d get that far just having a bomb under your jacket anyway. The liquid thing is to prevent you from blowing up planes and shit that comes after the check

Rear ending is more deadly than rear ending

I don’t get it

I have the same and also at work with the sleeve getting wet and muddy. From there it gets everywhere it’s s real fucking pain in the ass

I think they directed it at people who think they inow how you feel and insist their interpretation is correct even when told it isn’t. I’ve met some people like that.

As an example, people who claim you must be upset about something and telling you how your body language clearly says so even when you aren’t really upset etc. But that’s a sort of self-fulfilling prophesy because people do get upset that hah

It seems like some people in the comments think so. Like they have a super ability to sense when someone is angry but looking very angry lol

Thst sounds pretty normal

I don’t think OP was making fun of that normal stuff

They are joking about the poor state of public transit in the US

I remember people saying that libraries in the US can’t ban people watching porn on the library computers because freedom of speech or something and that homeless people deserve to watch porn too. I want to believe they were yanking my chain but it just sounds very American hah

Seems weird. I would hope they get excited over the actual meal without me having to trick them lol.

How

Do people get upset about that

But it’s rear-ending either way though, when you think about it lok

People die from being rear-ended or rear-ending someone all the time though

No shit lol

People die from being rear-ended or rear-ending someone all the time

My eyes suck by… having someone drive close behind me…?

I think you need a breather, my friend

You do realize that if you are driving blind on a highway you would probably rear-end someone, same thing you would do by slamming on the breaks lol