I think the better question is … where do all their dairy products come from?

She’s secretly into that.

Yeah, the fake 3D printed plastic blade is pretty lame.

Agree to disagree.

Beer actually tastes pretty bad, IMO. Long Pork, though, is quite good if prepared properly.

Found the American.

True.

If I drank enough water, I would die from water overdose, and then I wouldn’t have any of these problems anymore.

Hm… That might actually work, as long as I tell him that underage girls will be there.

Tired of a person? Drown them.

But that one guy we’re all tired of keeps declining my invitations to go boating or swimming with him. What do?

They did it for exactly 4 hours and 12 minutes each of the 3 times you went there?

Or is 4 hours and 12 minutes the cumulative time added up over all 3 sessions?

From an officer who (unsurprisingly) is too stupid to use a burner phone for his hoax calls.

So … when can we expect the announcement of his cabinet position?

I think you may have just invented the next version of Hooters.

At this point, I’d feel much safer on a Win10 powered spaceship than a Win11 one. At least it isn’t “30% AI-generated”.

…probably also dissolves the plastic parts of a super soaker, so … use with caution.

Even if they for some shit-brained reason do make this the default Linux experience, at least it will all still be configurable and customizable, so you can remove all the AI bullshit relatively easily.

Bleach is useful for cleaning and disinfecting.

Brake fluid dissolves car paint, so it’s useful for loading into a super soaker and doing a drive-by spraying of your local new car dealership.

I have a copy. Here.

Just really tedious, honestly. Bunch of people doing stupid pointless shit for a full day, for no real reason.

Time for a court ruling that states saying “april fools” is not sufficient grounds to reverse a valid statement of resignation.

It’s a kids’ show

lol, read the original pilot script for Spongebob sometime. The show was originally conceived as an R-rated fever dream. There’s like 30 f-bombs in it, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg of fucked up shit in there.