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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Oh no!! 😭😭😭

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Oh no!! 😭😭😭

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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • RichardNixos@lemmy.ml
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    6 days ago

    My my…

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Like a ten year old trying to swear for the first time 😆

    • LarsIsCool@lemmy.world
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      What should this be? I think ass-kings is asking, but not sure about demn hell

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      It’s like a reverse prank – instead of “Whale oil beef hooked” or “Mike Hunt” we were pranked into not swearing

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        For someone that also didnt know:

        !spoiler Well I’ll be fucked!< and >!spoiler My cunt!<

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          Hey, just wondering if the spoiler format you used works on your client? If not, like mine, one I use is:
          ::: spoiler Click me
          content goes here
          :::

          It results in a dropdown-style instead of a censor bar.

          • LarsIsCool@lemmy.world
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            It does work for me, I use sync for Lemmy. But sometimes I have had trouble revealing other spoiler tags, so maybe it is buggy

            For me it is the same syntax, but without the word “spoiler”.

            I edited it now, is this correct?

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              I’ll let you know when it updates on my end :) (but don’t worry too much, this is a very small, barely-an-issue)

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    I once saw a meme that said “Peanut? At the same time?” And I found it amusing that the joke works exactly the same with Compass instead of Peanut

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    I am getting whooshed hard here. Help me please?

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      deleted by creator

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      “My compass shattered.”

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        Was the second line there the entire time? My sleep deprived ass didn’t see it and was trying to guess it from the first line alone.

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          Yes, it was! I can totally understand your confusion in that case, lol.

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        I don’t usually get hit with the language barrier, but I am now. Is it just a substitute for swearing?

        Edit: just saw the second comment. I get it now.

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      “Cum piss shat turd” sounds like “compass shattered”

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    Why you little…

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    Corn in the shit, I get it

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