SatansMaggotyCumFart

People are so toxic that they want to be toxic after they die too.

I just want to be dumped off at the landfill or ground up and used for fertilizer after giving up any useful organs.

You know what they say even the smallest dick can split a marriage.

I drive around playing a YouTube ASMR of Harleys revving for ten hours.

I have to do the same thing for my EV.

The thumbs up/thumbs down thing was fine too.

I think he’s more of a fan of a white void style of nothing versus the black sky.

Masturbation is a natural and healthy part of life and restricting masturbation leads young men on the path to the far-right.

I notice you didn’t call her a 10/10 nurse though.

What a bro.

Always reminds me of this classic.

… and I’ll do it again.

Have you ever fucked a deep dish pizza?

No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.

That’s a taco.

Two and it’s been cut on both already.

There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.

You’ll love my nuts.

A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.

That’s hot.

Chicken fucker.