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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    Stupid sexy Flanders

  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Hell to the yes. Anytime the discomfort of those that are with you is a must.

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    6 hours ago

    Now put it on fire!

  • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social
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    6 hours ago

    Not in this fucking heat.

  • StillAlive@piefed.world
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    19 hours ago

    Corny-ass

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      5 hours ago

      …havin mfer

  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 hours ago

    deleted by creator

  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    it’s hot. so you choose shorts.

    you choose the hottest fucking shorts possible with the technology of 1971.

    your testes cook.

    there is no upside to any of this.

  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    24 hours ago

    Brown for the crack was a … choice

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      Covers up the stains

    • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      22 hours ago

      It’s camo. I’ll allow it.

      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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        12 hours ago

        “This guy’s got the right idea”

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Should have made them with chunky yarn.

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    1 day ago

    I don’t hate em

    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world
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      Me neither but the brown stripe up the ass could have been better placed.

      • we are all@crazypeople.online
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        yeah I noticed that after I made the comment. it’s an unfortunate placement in the design. it’ll either make you look sort of naked or like you shit your pants.

        but I still dig the potential capability for the mate in my life to weave me clothing besides a scarf.

        I’d probably ask for a hoodie, or a halvsie.

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      like a grilled cheese sandwich

      • fartographer@lemmy.world
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        20 hours ago

        The image confounded me, but your comment hurt my soul.

      • robocall@lemmy.world
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        19 hours ago

        I like grilled cheeses

  • EonNShadow@pawb.social
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    24 hours ago

    Ah yes

    The crochorts

  • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    show us the front!!!

  • FauxPseudo @lemmy.world
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    Wow. It’s been a decade since I saw this. I knit. And every time it makes the rounds someone sends it to me. Even though it’s crotchet. Which is the fast way to irritate a knitter.

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      But you could knit shorts, right?

      • FauxPseudo @lemmy.world
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        I’ve done “boy shorts” before. A lot more work than thongs. But it’s really more about people not knowing the difference between knitting and crocheting. It’s like giving someone who loves metal a Winger CD but it turns out they are a blacksmith.

        • Gregers@lemmy.world
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          Is that the boy shorts or the thong? Never seen any of those in a knitted version, so I have no idea what to expect

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            Boy shorts. Thongs have a very different geometry.

            • Gregers@lemmy.world
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              Thanks for clearing that up with another photo. Have a nice day

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                It took a while to find one that wasn’t completely NSFW.

                knitting changes lives.

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    You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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    23 hours ago

    Babe grab my corn on the cob shorts, we’re going out tonight

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