FauxPseudo

Time to give this Nazi skinhead one more haircut.
Real close to the shoulders, like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in his aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?

We don’t want Kanye. GWAR is worth at least both Bad Brains and Living Color. Send Kanye to the Amish so he doesn’t have an Internet connection.

I wonder what the smallest squirt bottle you can get is.

There is a difference between enjoying a smoke and being a rude idiot that is inconsiderate of others.

Check your privilege. Vampires can’t do this.

Thank you ethanol.

Cigarettes are all about maximizing quality of life over quantity of life.

Get that vitamin D. But don’t pray to the sun. Pray to Joe Pesci.

Always has been

66618055 I kept putting off getting on. I was online on the CompuServe days before Prodigy or AOL. I had three different places to access the internet back in 1992. My catchphrase is “I am from the internet. I’m here to help.” I deeply miss Usenet.

Unless it’s after hours. That’s when they start shooting porn.