This is not the actual graphic, and not all passports are getting Trump’s face on them. BBC says that these “commemorative” passports will be a limited run available only through the Washington passport bureau.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr5pn1ngerpo

Thank you for taking a moment out of your day to fight for the actual meaning of words. I am completely serious here.

First time?

Someone do a version of the comic with this guy’s comment as the text of the first panel, please.

This is meant as a joke but it’s very much a real thing and has been for a long time. Visit an unincorporated area that doesn’t have a permit office and you’ll see some crazy shit. Visit the third world and it’ll blow your mind.

It sounds like she asked them to do it for her - doesn’t that involve her?

Among other things, you are there to ensure the heterosexuality of the event for them, so they can explore each other a little bit without fear of commiting. They sound like trad guys and trad guys are raised to think that sexual identity is all or nothing and that if they let in even a little bit of gay their entire identity will shatter. It’s sad that the culture does this to them - they do it to each other, really. Have patience. Let them go at their own pace. Exactly as you would with any partner, with any sexual experience.

And when date night progresses to the right point, you’ve got 99.8% the hardest hard you’ve ever had. A cat couldn’t scratch it.

This tweet does not understand the difference between libido and erection. I’m happy for him that he’s so ignorant. I wish the same for all of you, truly.

Because erectile dysfunction is when you’re plenty horny but the flag keeps going up and down anyway. ED pills do not make you horny, they help your vascular system direct the blood where it needs to go to keep the flag raised. They only work when you are already aroused.

When you take one before date night, you might feel a little flushed but that’s it. You don’t immediately get hard out of nowhere. Your nutsack tyrant doesn’t materialize next to you with a hammer and whip like a demon ready to slave drive you into machismo.

Well unfortunately most of these are.

If they’d made it “pedophiles and racists” it would be more complete description of the US and Europe and then Canada would also fit.

Interesting… I never thought about this but the Middle East are insane about drugs. Cut off your hand type penalties. And maybe this is because they are religious. Or maybe it’s because the oil trafficking cartels (aka their governments) don’t want the competition of drug trafficking cartels. It’s the same reason that some dictators have banned religion: they don’t want any other institutions with power around that they don’t control.

In 25 years I replaced it only once and that was to get a model that supported wifi. The first one could have gone another 50 years.

Maybe you don’t lose an inch of penis length, but perhaps you do lose an inch of skin.

But I agree this is stupid because 99.99% of people are going to think “penis length.”

This is perhaps the dumbest circumcision awareness sign I’ve seen. And I support the cause.

I like the light.

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Hah I can believe that.

I’m not technically synaestehtic but I do have strong associations between numbers and colors, days of the week and colors.

Saturday has always been blue. Sunday is red. Number 4 is green, 3 is yellow, etc.

For a time I moved to an Islamic country where Friday is the holy day, not Sunday. So the weekends were Thursday-Friday and not Saturday-Sunday.

What was weird is that my red/blue associations with Saturday/Sunday shifted onto Thursday/Friday after a long time of living like this. And then I left that place and my associations shifted back.

The “nineness” of a thing, as you say, is hard to describe.

I grew up with a Betamax tape player under the family TV. It had a 24 hour clock and it was the timepiece in the house that was in the right spot to tell us all that it was bedtime. As a result I have an intuitive feel for the 24 hour clock. But if you haven’t used it regularly, which most ordinary Americans don’t, then yeah you just have to stop and do the arithmetic before you can connect 21:00 to your sense of time.

He did say it always fucks him up :D

Heh. I’ve had this thought many times, that we used the floppy as a save icon for longer than we even used the damn floppy, and for almost that whole time, there were tons of people coming online who’d never used floppies and would get no help whatsoever from that icon.

Recently I notice that the bookmark has become the metaphor for “save.” Literally an icon showing the end of a bookmark hanging forward. But is this actually an improvement? Does anyone fucking read books anymore??