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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Demon slayer

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Demon slayer

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Mr.Chewy@lemmy.world
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    We were lied to by ID Software on how an expert demon slayer looks like!! I’d ask for my money back, but I don’t think they’d accept a pregnancy test that I play Doom on back…

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    Hey, try not to slay any demons on the way through the parking lot!

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    Demons hate this little trick.

    • Snapz@lemmy.world
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      Demons hate this little trick prick.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Remember how Jesus pulled out a demon (or demons) named Legion? They’re in me and I desperately need this woman’s help. Please. I’m suffering.

    Edit: Actually, this could have got me to go to church.

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    The hole-y trinity - two in the front, one in the back

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    Undiemon

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    When googling on this, I find more people. Here is a old pastor who did the same:

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/pastor-sucking-demons-sex-assault-william-weaver-new-jersey-church-a9011761.html

  • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it
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    Boccaccio could have written this

  • therewolftherecastle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The power of Christ compelled her to swallow hog.

  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    Um hi I have a demon

    • Hogrider@lemmy.world
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      To whom ut may concern: my two demons are starting to bicker amongst themselves and they are no longer welcome. Any aid in having them displaced is welcome.

    • KneeTitts@lemmy.world
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      My friend Jim… he also has a, demon, in him. ya.

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    Post nut clarity sanctity.

    • adam_y@lemmy.world
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      Big fan of your work here. Well done.

  • clucose@lemmy.ml
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    She practiced, did she get better?

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      I don’t know, how good could she have been at it to be found out? Like if this was voluntary why would anyone give up free secret oral sex? If it was not voluntary then… Church things.

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        Could also be one of the guys ratting her out after feeling guilty about going through with it.

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          Maybe he didn’t want to gatekeep, in which case, good effort?

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  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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    Who the fuck was the snitch!

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      No one said she was in any kind of trouble for it. I think this is just marketing

    • w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world
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      My wife, unfortunately.

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    There, you see? The Catholic Church was simply about saving the children.

    • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
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      EVERY SPERM IS SAAACRED, EVERY SPERM IS GREAAAAAAT!!!

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