The EU has solved this problem already. europass.europa.eu
Also finding a flat. And then they feel offended if i use my own template pdf.
And the exact information that’s on my resume. Just let AI scan for the keywords or something!
Or get this, HR employees can read the resume and then make a decision. I’ve received so many rejection emails in the past year. I honestly don’t know what’s wrong with my resume. I will post it if anyone can help me fix it.
I ran into a problem where I’m returning to an old career, so I formatted a .doc resume organizing and foregrounding my experience in that career. I’d been applying to jobs with it, and doing terribly, but then I realized that Indeed was just analyzing the resume and making a complete hash of it to present to employers. Now I’m forced to use a chronological-order resume that buries the bulk of my experience under a bunch of retail jobs.
And plenty of places don’t even give you the option to write a cover letter, either.
Yours must be better than mine I don’t even get rejection emails just silence
Hate to be on HRs side for this but my guess is it would be impossible to read every resume since every job posting is probably flooded with responses
when I was involved with hiring (as a dpmt manager), I only had to look at resumes that made it past HR. and that was still an overwhelming amount, and full of people completely unqualified for the position or just with absolutely fucking terrible resumes
I read every resume myself, but goddamn was the hiring process ever a time suck. some people were not only wasting our time but theirs as well what with how much they clearly didn’t give a shit about the interview. thankfully there weren’t many of those
most phone interviews were 20min, if it went well it’d go up to 40 maybe, and we’d have them come on site for a walk through of the shop and chat about things. again, the better it went the longer it went, but it was usually about 30min because if we had people coming in, we were already pretty sure we were hiring them and it was more of a just hanging out chatting thing while looking at neat stuff
For reference, we posted a job for 48 hours and got nearly 20k applications. Most were AI garbage, but there is no way a person could have gone through those in any reasonable time.
Possibly they were only posting the job at all due to HR regulations but in reality it was already spoken for.
The current job market is… not ideal, many people say.
They sure will! … But they still want you to fill the mouse annoying form.
When I’m looking at hundreds of resumes, I want the high-level stuff for all applicants where I can easily find it to weed out the wildly unqualified people and the resumes submitted by Indian headhunter who thinks someone who worked in network engineering for 3 months in 2007 is qualified to be a senior drainage engineer.
The reason I still want your regular resume, cover letter etc, is that I do examine those once the 90% of people who never should have even turned in an application have been filtered out.
Protip: if you aren’t going to get a good reference, dont put them down as a reference. Half the people I was gonna give a position to in the last year lost the job to surprises when we checked references right before sending an offer letter. Be up front if you had a colorful exit. Heck - if you left a previous job for ethical reasons and it pissed off your unethical employer, that’s bonus points with me.
Sorry, buddy, I didn’t get an easy lay-up of a job once because I candidly I told them I got fired for not knowing shit about that particular industry (which was separate from the job I was applying to, where I actually had a bit more knowledge). It turns out that the employer that fired me will only verify dates of employment, not cause for leaving, so it was a mistake to be honest.
In fact, it’s almost always a mistake to be honest in job interviews, unless you’re jesus christ. Your first (only?) job is to service the emotional needs of the employer, which usually means not asking any probing questions about how they do business, and certainly do not demonstrate you are a serious person by talking about real deficits and how you plan to overcome them; because there is some asshole out there who is applying for the same job who will just be lying their ass off and saying how big the employer’s dick is and the employer won’t figure out they hired some incompetent fool for another few months.
I once got some feedback from an interview for a job a didn’t get. They asked me how I felt about paperwork. I said that I didn’t love it, but it needed to be done, and I made sure to finish all my paperwork by the end of the day, or end of the week at worst. This was a person-centered job, so I thought it was an OK answer. This was not the right answer. The right answer was, “I’m PASSIONATE about doing paperwork.”
Maybe you appreciate an honest candidate, but most people don’t, and there’s no way to know who is interviewing you.
Do you want evidence? Look at LLMs, designed through multiple reviews and iterations to provide “the best” answer. Guess what? The two traits that all LLMs excel at are obsequiousness and authoritativeness. That’s the energy you need to bring to job interviews.
I have 2 points in response. First off, fuck cover letters. I don’t care if I’m applying to be CEO as an outside hire, you can get a feel for my personality at the interview, not through a sycophantic writing exercise. Second, I thought references were only allowed to confirm the dates you worked at a company, but that might depend on the region, I guess.
If you are specifically interested in this job, you can write a cover letter. If you’re interested in any job and don’t care about this particular role, we’re gonna interview someone else.
And you’d be amazed what you hear. Sometimes you give a reason for the call and the receptionist spills the beans before transferring you to HR.
Sounds like your company was the one doing some illegal shit with those reference checks.
There’s nothing at all illegal about checking references. Lots of places have policies to only verify former employment and whether or not they’d be eligible for re-hire because they don’t want to get sued, but that’s not the law.
wait I thought references was to confirm working at a place at a certain time.
are you saying I should skip references? or only put ones I know will get me in with your particular job.
you are just one interviewer. do other interviewers have different requirements? cause I’m starting to feel like I’m doing an awful lot of work that some jackass is going to just chuck into a pile of “don’t hires” for all the good a stupid cover letter does me.
I’m saying that when you’re given an opportunity to list references, list people who won’t give you a negative reference.
And sometimes the non-specific nature of employment verification can hurt you. A common rule for companies is only to verify when they worked there and whether they’re eligible for re-hire.
A good example from my personal past is that I worked at a company where I experienced an on-the-job injury in 2018 that required cosmetic surgery. Their insurance required the surgery occur within 2 years to cover it, but the wound had to finish “developing” for a year before they could do the surgery, so I had a 1-year window to get the surgery.
I scheduled the surgery with about 9 months to spare, but the date ended up being in 2020, and because of Covid I couldn’t get it done in the 2-year window. I had left the job in the meantime, so the former employer reached out with a settlement agreement to basically pay me cash that I could use for the surgery after Covid died down.
As part of the settlement language, there was a clause that I couldn’t be employed by the company in the future, which was fine by me because it was a retail management job I did after college while searching for a real job.
So if someone calls up that former employer and gets the standard response, it would be that I worked from X date to Y date and am not eligible for re-hire.
I explained that when interviewing for a job in 2021 that I ended up getting. They told me after hiring that I would not have been given the position if I hadn’t given them a heads-up about it because they were told I was ineligible for re-hire by the previous company.
this just keeps getting more depressing as I’m reading and it’s making me think a life of crime might be preferable, honestly.
at least if I fuck that up I can still get a room and food.
