We got to get inside the building right when they set it on fire

You sonovabitch, I’ve been eating toast since before sliced bread. I’m basically 98% toast. Even when I get into fights, people can’t help but tell me. /s

(Please note I’m spreading the douche on thick right now, I’m not normally this obnoxious lol)

I tend to have that effect on people.

I take my toast fast and rough. Gentle buttering is for French pastries.

I do #2 when possible but that’s not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.

It’s not cutting the butter, mate. It’s spreading it. The toast isn’t structurally sound enough to support vigorous spreading, so you need the knife warm to melt the butter as you go to spread.

You’d know this struggle if you were a real toast-o.

This grievous attack on my person has left me hideously deformed.

Looks like Julia.

Edit: oh…you probably meant Kojima. He does video games.

This took me out at the knees. I was not prepared for this.