Tom Fishburne | marketoonist.com

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  1. A man sitting at his computer tells a woman A.I. TURNS THIS SINGLE BULLET POINT INTO A LONG EMAIL I CAN PRETEND I WROTE.

  2. A woman sitting at her computer tells a man A.I. MAKES A SINGLE BULLET POINT OUT OF THIS LONG EMAIL I CAN PRETEND I READ.

  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    The truly hilarious thing in this scenario is that the bullet point he wrote and the bullet point she gets will be completely different. Their communication will be literally lost in translation.

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        The one chat goes something like this?

        Two economists are walking through a farm. One tells the other “hey if you eat some of that shit on the ground I’ll give you $100”. So the second guy does it, and the first one hands over the $100. A few minutes later they pass more shit, and the second guy says to the first guy “if you eat some of that shit I’ll give you $100 too”, so the second guy does it and gets his $100. After a while, the first guy says “wait, did we just eat shit for nothing? No one made any money” and the second guy replied “of course not, we added $200 to the GDP!”

  • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 days ago

    Oh geez, early on in my current career I sent a one-paragraph project report, because it had been very little work and not complex.

    My then manager loved his buzzwords and long pointless meetings, he told me my report wasn’t adequate even though it had all the relevant info.

    So, I just added a pile of extra bullshit that didn’t say anything at all. And that fucker loved it.

    I went and found another job soon afterwards.

  • mlg@lemmy.world
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    That’ll be ten thousand dollars and your water supply please

    cash or card?

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    Management loves AI because management’s job is to write emails and reports, not to actually communicate meaningful information.

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    Normalise terse and succinct communication and life will be less fucking stupid. The problem does not reside in the tool but in our garbage culture of waste.

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      the problem isn’t the verbose reports but the requirement of management that something needs to be done, which comes from the requirement that people earn a living wage in this economy. we need UBI

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      “Please run the formatter so the checks pass on the PR” is a perfectly fine and polite statement. Some people act like they’re being attacked.

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    And the one bullet point that comes out was not the one bullet point the original person put in!

  • Caveman@lemmy.world
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    I predicted this 6 years ago. It’s automating corpo email ceremonies. Now all we need is to turn this into a chat app for this.