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Back then we had unlocked consoles that allowed to run pirated games

Better not look under your bed, and remember to cover yourself entirely with a blanket of magical protection. Remember, just a bit of an exposed body part is enough to nullify the blanket’s protection.

Kid spent points on intelligence, but dad spent on wisdom and dexterity.

It was an attempted joke on stormtroopers missing everything, as in not hitting >.<

Stormtroopers miss 2020 a lot

I also have those invasive thoughts about abandoning everything and becoming a truck driver

If a therapist comes with that two wolves thing, they deserve it

And they live in a pineapple

On mobile, Emotic (from fdroid) helps. but it needs a larger catalog

The horse is nervous from getting aroused

Produce socrates? I’m a bit skeptical

It’s like screwdrivers. No matter how many you have and how prepared you try to be, the next thing you need to open will have a screw you don’t have the tool for opening. And you will realize that you’re screwed.

The time will come. The virtue of a great hunter is the patience.

It’s still pretty common to see vga cables in use here in Brazil, and I believe that in many parts of the world as well. These old printer cables, they’re useful for arduino uno boards

About to stumble on a rock

While the world shifts to fast fashion, D&D fights back teaching people not to be consumerist

It would be more accurate if there were less annoyances through the panels

A reminder to wear pigeon poop protection caps

Most of that happens when someone is not used to go out. It gets better with being used to it. Also, avoid going out or staying in the open during peak sun hours (usually from 10h to 14h, but depends on the season and latitude).

Also, if going to places with high grass or something like that, use pants and closed shoes