First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country

Nicely done OP
Every time I see one of these posts:

You did a good
In a row?
In a row and spaced exactly 1H diameter from each other. If they dont touch, it isn’t gay.
It’s rare that one of these makes the American side more appealing. You’re shooting yourself in the…well, you know.
Why the hell would I shoot myself in the meter?
Literally the one time i’m not ashamed to be an American. I’m actually really sad about it.
American here, meters are tools for measuring things! Voltmeter measure volts, speedometers measure speed, etc.
Makes me nervous when I’m walking around, because every step I take my phone’s pedometer detects another one :'(
I am not an American, but I want to get measured.
Are paws okay? 🐾
Only puppy paws. No cats allowed. Damn claws keep ruining the furniture.
Join us, we’re lonely.
Incidentally I don’t know how many feet I measure
Please don’t try to make imperial system look cool
He was literally 20 hamburgers tall.
Measure me mommy.
We need to sexualise the metric system.
Nothing stops us from measuring our dicks in Gm…
Mine is 5 10^-11 GIGAmeters
Measure me please 🥺
The US fought, and apparently won, an entire war, to get out from under the heel of the boot which they insist on continuing to measure things against.
Meter? I hardly know 'er!
God, I love feet.
IIRC, the meter stems from a fraction of an Earth’s length, so you know what to do
It looks like the people on top have a giant calf and foot for legs and feet. And one of them the foot is backwards.
What?
I can’t explain my insanity.
I was going to say the same thing.
Two left feet, wonder what kinda measuring system that is.
The foot on the fact is a right foot though?
Those are definitely not two left feet. That is a left and a right foot.











