
In b4 tha headline “new hole just leaked”
Wait, what’s the fourth?
Find someone who’s had a colostomy
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I thought I was going to have to edit this myself, but it just showed up when I searched for “fourthmeal”
I was afraid to ask the same thing.

The more “vanilla” version of the 4th hole in a heteronormative coupling refers to the cisfemale’s cismale partner getting pegged.
If my gf also pegs her bf is that a 5th hole? If her bf and i dock is that 6? 7? Maybe infinity like an ouroboros?
Perk up your ears
Back of the knee somewhere
Finally unlocking that belly button access I bet.
I was hoping for “Shinshi Shinshi”… the ear canal.
We just skipping over the 4th hole?
Windows went from 8 to 10. Why can’t he go from 3 to 5?
Ass hole, pee hole, vaginal hole, oral hole
There’s more than that, the real answer is “as many as Michael needs”

I haven’t seen this anywhere else. Is this some type of ad campaign? Op posts three of these a day.
Poingnant shitposting about a made up CEO of sex at a time when half the news is politicians saying stupid shit and the other half are CEOs saying stupid shit.
I see these as parodies of Sam Altman or Jensen Huang.
Nobody asked for this
Don’t just speak for everyone.
No no no, i’m pretty sure that every time a 5th penis haver is involved in intercourse, they’re there to watch, not to participate. This wqs a totally unnecesary patch
I’m gonna fill it so full of mung beans
I’m blocking this now. Don’t even know what this is.
It’s a shitpost
Spoiler alerts: it’s the belly button, now turned into a full-sized hole, with the necessary nerves and other things.
Okay what is this trend, I’m out of the loop
Having seen many things on the internet I wish I hadn’t, I think there are actually 12 holes. Roughly working top down:
- 2x: gore
- 2x: slightly more socially acceptable gore (especially on non-humans)
- 2x: that’s just weird but not gore I guess
- 1x: mainstream porn
- 2x: I don’t think these work like fetishists think they work
- 1x: this definitely doesn’t work the way fetishists think it works
- 1x: probably uncomfortable, also why?
- (1x: not guaranteed to exist on everyone but the most “vanilla” of all the holes)
- 1x: probably ouch but some people are into that ig
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