SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoEventually she'll notice memedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1174
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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·7 days agoShe’s beautiful. She smells like sauerkraut, has a thin coating of cat hair and hums Carolyn Willis songs.
minus-squarerarbg@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 days agoShe sounds perfect for you, @SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 💕
minus-squaredaggermoon@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agosauerkraut smells awful though
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoOn how the sauerkraut is made and where it’s made at. There’s one place local to me that makes the absolute best sauerkraut that I’ve ever had and everyone else that I’ve ever taken there even those that don’t like sauerkraut at all actually enjoy.
minus-squaresompreno@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 days agoThe machine that beeps your stuff
minus-squareTikiporch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoPresumably the proprietor of a produce stand.
dafuq is a produce lady
She’s beautiful.
She smells like sauerkraut, has a thin coating of cat hair and hums Carolyn Willis songs.
She sounds perfect for you, @SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 💕
sauerkraut smells awful though
That depends
On??
On how the sauerkraut is made and where it’s made at. There’s one place local to me that makes the absolute best sauerkraut that I’ve ever had and everyone else that I’ve ever taken there even those that don’t like sauerkraut at all actually enjoy.
The machine that beeps your stuff
Presumably the proprietor of a produce stand.