diabetic_porcupine

If you quit smoking because is gave you anxiety, that once a month smoke is gonna make you go insane

A beggin’ for a peggin’!

I had cheesecake with a layer of caviar on it once from a sushi restaurant. It was sooooo good. Nice salty layer on top of cheesecake is good when done well.

Aww wook at his widdow paws touch touch touch

I mean why not just call it the E Busy

Yes there are strict age laws for the military

I mean same but I still have that feeling of existential dread like … maybe we will all die tomorrow what does it all matter anyway. But I enjoy my work albeit with the nagging voice in the back of my head always telling me “there isnt much time left!”

🤷💀🥱🤩🤔👋

Fuck an emp we have the solar rays already disrupting tectonics I’ve been seeing news about major volcanic eruptions

So the sun will take us after all

You know if the genie really hates being in that lamp so much you think he’d be nicer to the guy who lets him out instead of tricking him into making stupid wishes

Well thats just masturbation with extra steps