But all of them were deceived
For another leches had been made…
*But they, all of them, deceived
That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with seis leches. Then you’re in trouble, huh?
Step into my office!
Wow, that was really the perfect scene to channel this energy.
I think we can go a lot further.
Common milk producers:
Cow
Bison
Goat
Sheep
Horse
Yak
Reindeer
Common milk types:
Evaporated
Condensed
Powdered
Whole
2%
1%
Skim
By my count, we should be able to do at least cuarenta y nueve leches. Are we even trying?
Are you?
If we count whole, 2%, 1%, and skim as 4 distinct leches, what’s to stop us from creating a gradient of leches ranging from 0% to 3.25% milk fat?
Infinidad Leches
That’s a good point. It seems to be an infinite series that should converge on one value of leche. If we solve for that, we should be able to make the ultimate torta de leche, which, paradoxically, is made with only one supreme leche.
What about condensed milk or powdered milk? Do they count as distinct leches as well?
Definitely dinstinct leches. Also plant milks: almond, oat, coconut. Coconut cream should also count IMO. Then there is condensed coconut milk as well.
Tell me… how many leches you see.
Cuatro ~= Leches
Cuatro != Quatro
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Evaporated Milk
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Condensed Milk
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Whole Milk
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A Secret Fourth Thing
Leche de hombre ;)
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Dumbass eastern european here - what is Tres Leches?
To be even more specific, it’s a Mexican dessert made of sponge cake, soaked in a mixture of three milks. Wet cake may not sound appetizing, but it’s absolutely delicious.
In addition to the other comment, it means “3 milks” literally.
A type of cake
Is three leches a thing outside of Mexico?
Yes, absolutely yes.
The kind of moron who, when asked if they’d like their pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices, says “4. I could never eat six!”
Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?
Sometimes I fold my frozen pizza in half like a calzone and eat it like a taco.
That’s no slices.
I thought leche was milk?
Tres leches is a cake with condensed milk, caramel, and whipped cream. So three dairy products. It’s delicious.
The “Cuatro Leches” is like the jackasses on The Price is Right who, seeing you’ve bid $500, bids $501.
Jackasses? Sir, that’s just good strategy. What would you do? Bid $650, just to be sportsmanlike? The Price Is Right is serious business, you either go for the throat or you go home empty handed.
We need a full contact version of The Price is Right. Fuck bids. Earn your right to that merch with the teeth of your enemies.
I think you’re just describing Black Friday.
