He is risen
Jesus was hung on a cross
Jesus wasn’t hanged, but he sure was hung.
This is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.
they hated him for speaking the truth
Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.
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And it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.
The Res-erection of Christ
I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.
His last words may have been something akin to “oh fuck, don’t look! Nobody’d better mention this part in my biography!”
“Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!”
Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
Now that’s a Jesus that can get behind me… I mean I can get behind!
Jesus is a switch?
I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. John 10:9
They will come in and go out,
Giggidy
