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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection

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Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
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  No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
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    We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…

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