jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoParishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erectionwww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up10
arrow-up10external-linkParishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erectionwww.thedailybeast.comjeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square20linkfedilink
minus-squareryan213@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoDied with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
minus-squarejeffw@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoIt’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
minus-squareryan213@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoNo wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
minus-squareThaurin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoWe’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…