I do onsite IT support for individuals/small businesses. I have a couple of oldish laptops I use as loaners in case I have to take a machine toy shop.
They both have a folder on the desktop called “porn with zebras”, which contains a single, blank txy file named “hahaha you looked”
“Found your zebra porn. I added to the collection.”
Porn: sneeze
My wife caught me looking at porn just once. Her response was “You know, we’re married and we could just do that.”
Porn was more a habit at that point than I realized.
“Yeah, but can you look like her?”
To be fair, she could not. She could only look better.
Famous last words.
Phew, I’m glad she didn’t find my “dragons fucking cars” folder!
I’m more worried about my “cars fucking dragons” folder.
what about cars with ahageo faces?
A Lemmy user’s worst nightmare. Somebody finding out what porn they’ve been looking at. Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.
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It is crazy how many men get pissed when you tell them that “futa” is a slur; often because “everyone uses it.”
edit: Y’all know you don’t get to tell a marginalised group what is and is not a slur against them, yeah?
“futa” is a slur
Maybe if you’re using it to refer to trans women.
But that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about imaginary furry girls who were either born that way or magicked up a dick somehow.
My guy, trans women are real, objectifying depictions of them in fiction are imaginary. If you make a stereotypical and dehumanizing representation of a real group of people, I’m afraid that you can’t just say “well, I made it up,” and dissuade any criticism of how this relates to real world politics and its violence. Incredible porn-brained reasoning here.
edit: really starting to notice the influx of redditors on here.
I’d say equating people’s fantasies with real people is the real dehumanizing thing. Rational people are able to separate fantasy and reality… why arent you?
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I’m sorry that you are just now learning that your porn world doesn’t translate to real life.
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Why would I want to translate it?
