Anything but the metric system.
7 in - 17.5cm
4in - 10cm
Approx
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
The untrained human ass can stretch that far without damage, but with a little practice?
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…

Didn’t he get silver?
Exactly! How much further could he have gone if he trained his asshole before hand?
Raccoons with boxing gloves.
Sly cooper in my pooper
with the power of god and anime on my side I could easily fit three racoon’s up my ass.
How many badgers is that? Asking for a friend.
I knew there was a reason 26.04 is called Rancid Racoon.
Perfect post for my user name.
How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?
Ohh that’s why. I had three raccoons and a lot of time on my plate…
Please don’t ask me any follow up questions.

Unrelated question. Can you fit two racoons into a mason jar?
I always thought you can stretch to 12 inches, and the raccoon can squees into 6?
This reminds me of that torture method from the olden days. Hungry rat in a bowl on a person’s skin/abdomen. It’s going to dig into the person.
Almost is the operative word
Now I won’t be so worried.




