OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agoThis One's For The Introvertslemmy.worldimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1706
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minus-squareSanctus@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·6 days agoHell yeah I wanna get sghetti’d up let’s gooooooooo
minus-squareOriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·6 days agoThe spaghetti will see you now
minus-squarerestingOface@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 days agoWhat’s your spaghetti policy?
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days ago Yes Breaking noodles before cooking is okay Slurping is NOT okay
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days ago Slurping is NOT okay Fine, I’ll just go eat ramen instead
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 days agoI’m sorry, sir, the spaghetti is still seeing another customer and is running a few minutes behind.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoIf you stare into the spaghetti long enough, the spaghetti stares back into you.
minus-square🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 days agoThus a new Pastafarian is reborn.
minus-squareStillAlive@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·6 days ago“Lemme spaghettify you bby”
Hell yeah I wanna get sghetti’d up let’s gooooooooo
The spaghetti will see you now
What’s your spaghetti policy?
Yes
Breaking noodles before cooking is okay
Slurping is NOT okay
Fine, I’ll just go eat ramen instead
Pro.
I’m sorry, sir, the spaghetti is still seeing another customer and is running a few minutes behind.
If you stare into the spaghetti long enough, the spaghetti stares back into you.
Thus a new Pastafarian is reborn.
“Lemme spaghettify you bby”