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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Biggar Penis Woods get the chop after getting blown too much

metro.co.uk

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Biggar Penis Woods get the chop after getting blown too much

metro.co.uk

RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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'It's not just any woodland, it's a penis-shaped woodland, visible from the motorway.'
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  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    So much innuendo in that article.

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      Absolutely incredible title actually. I’ve not seen a bigger click bait than this.

      • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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        Would you say the writer was a master baiter?

        • Victor@lemmy.world
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          I yield. #threadender 👏🙇‍♂️

      • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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        But despite the swell of opposition,

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s practically tumescent!

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      In your end-o

      • Only_Slightly_Bent@lemmy.world
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        Mental five!

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    It will grow back nice and erect, as it has before.

    • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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      If it lasts for more than 200 years, they will no doubt be contacting tree doctor again.

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    Ah, makes sense. Trees are reaching the end of life and need replanting. I, for one, hope they’ll be able to erect more wood in the near future!

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    Mourning Woods.

  • moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com
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    and only the tip remains

    Just the tip?

    • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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      The bummer is that it looks to me like it’s the balls that remain. d’oh

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    fuuuuck the ads on that site

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    they should have put it on m69

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    You know you’re talented if they have to get it lopped off once you’ve finished.

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    Tiger’s new nickname is kinda on the nose and I’m not sure whether that’s due to truthfulness, flexibility, or both.

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    A little glanscaping to spruce up the site seems like a good idea. I hear a trim can make it look bigger too.

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    it will look nothing like a ‘T’ in a few years if we don’t.

    Oh yeah, it was T shaped alright

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