This is perfect paired with bean goulash and sugar free gummy bears for dessert.
And if you can find them, chips fried with Olestra.
Ah yes, the summer where ‘anal leakage’ was on everyone’s tongues. So to speak.
I am now inside out.
The best way I can describe drinking this entire thing as a colon prep for a procedure is that it’s like that bit in the sixth Harry Potter book where he has to force feed Dumbledore that basin of poison to get to the bottom (it’s been established that they’re not great books but I’m part of that generation) but you’re both Harry and Dumbledore both force feeding it to yourself while begging yourself not to do it all while lamenting the awful cruelty of Voldemort (your doctor).
It doesn’t even taste that bad. It’s just… revolting in a very non-obvious way. I can’t even tell you why it’s bad. But it is.
It feels wrong in your chest as it crawls down your esophagus.
And then you feel it drain every last bit of moisture from your digestive tract
The first time I had to drink one of these before surgery, I had no problems with it. I was stopped up pretty bad a couple of weeks later and got another bottle; it had done such a great job the first time. Drank half the bottle and then immediately vomited. I guess my body remembered what the liquid did and got a little ahead of itself.
Get the $50 pills next time. Worth it.
Sprite Reshit
It is lemon flavored tho
You say it’s lemon flavoured, it said it was lemon flavoured, when I had it I could taste a lemon flavour but there was an awful lot else going on at the same time. Saying its lemon flavoured is like saying falling out of an aeroplane will give you some air.
Lemon soda with your saline laxative before a colonoscopy, an aristocratic.





