A fine for speeding, pariking or something else?
You say vehicular manslaughter, I say vehicular man’s laughter.
If a tree crosses a red light in the forest and no cops are there to hear it, is it illegal, chat?
Does the tree kill a cyclist who had a green signal?
Pan to the terrified passenger
He just like me fr
No harm, no cop, no foul
Let’s be honest, who hasnt fucked up their chassis while crossing the median doing an illegal u-turn on the highway at 3am in the morning while running on 2 hours of sleep?
Cause I sure haven’t
I didn’t fuck the chassis up. That’s all I’m saying.
Found the guy without bushes and trees on his medians…
Who needs laws when you got four paws. Am I right?
Not everyone should be forced to drive.
Not everyone should be allowed to drive, either. Meanwhile here in Texas they give you a license regardless of any proven capability to use your eyes or think.
You have to have a low bar as to who is allowed to drive when driving is a requirement for participating in society.
I mean, what is illegal? If there is no enforcement (around me there are cops on the road like 2 days a month) then there are no road laws.
Right! Like whenever I have a little oopsy daisy in my car I just take a breath and remind myself that laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just a promise of violence that’s enacted and police are basically an occupying army.
Traffic laws are also there so you don’t kill someone with the multi tonne steel missile you are operating with such nonchalance.
The IRS says you have to write yourself a ticket so you can pay tax on it. This is how they got Al Capone’s driver.
